OK, so there's no real certification here, just an intent to draw attention to the concept of an organically created website, using a bit of humor.
What is an "Organically Created" website?
My definition: A website that was created from scratch, without the use of a template. The site's design develops as it is built, as opposed to building to a formal design plan. This is free form creation, with function being as high a priority as aesthetic form, and no inherent interest in conforming to established design ideals. Modular design is acceptable, using premade components, but the overall design must develop to its' own form, becoming a unique creation.
An Organic website has no GMO's (Gratuitous Monetary Overtures, more formally known as Advertisements).
This is my challenge to other website designers to climb out of the established boxes and create something new and uniquely you.